In order to preserve the mental health of our techs, we must insist that you spend a full hour away from the computer prior to calling. Please go take a walk, eat lunch, have sex, or do something else to take your mind off of the problem before calling again.
Should you choose to have sex, we at the helldesk reccomend that you take appropriate precautions. Please do not attempt to procreate at this time. We also advise against further attempts to solve the problem. Our experience shows that you are not likely to acquire additional clues at this time.
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